Good morning, lovely Tumblr folk.

“Enough small talk, WHERE’S DOG?” I hear you shout.

Well, we have some EXCITING news. Dog has spent the last few weeks finishing his super top secret NEW BOOK. Packed with shiny new Dog related text based AWESOMENESS (Ooooh). Stay tuned for release dates!

In the meantime, hold on to your PANTS because Dog will be back on Tumblr next week with BRAND SPANKING NEW TEXTS that will make your private parts tingle with joy.

Lots of love